Have you ever felt like you needed a little bit of support? Perhaps you need one of my gender-neutral emotional support limbs to help you get through the day.
Once you have one of these dirty limbs in your possession... If you're having a bad day, you just take it out... And give it a little hug.
I'm sure nobody will judge you or give you a funny look. Except for the look of complete devastation that they do not have an emotional support limb of their own. 😢